Just because I said we have a high tolerance for alcohol, doesn’t necessarily mean we have learnt exactly what that tolerance is yet. And just because you’ve looked after us for one night doesn’t mean you’re off the hook for the next either.
We need to be fed, have our hair stroked, and told that everything is going to be okay, we’ll live to drink again.
It will be a rare and triumphant moment when she tells you that she loves you or says something remotely nice to you at all.
Yeah, we know you don’t really give a shit and we actually don’t give a shit what you’re up to either — but if you don’t join in on the back and forth and send us a picture of the man you saw wearing socks with sandals on the tube in November, you’ll see our wrath.Create your black dating profile today and watch your dating life take off!Black Cupid is part of the well-established Cupid Media network that operates over 30 reputable niche dating sites.When the general climate all year round can easily be described as a bit ‘meh’, one of her only enjoyments is going to come from chocolate and sugar.We eat kebabs after a night out more often than we’ll admit and we’ll also need something greasy to get us through the following day.